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They knew it had gone too far. There was absolutely no doubt about it. It wasn’t just a big joke anymore. This was… serious.

Joe and Murr sat in a plaza, debating over whether it was more socially acceptable to be gay or lesbian while Sal and Q watched in amusement.

“I think it is better to be lesbian because there is such thing as a tomboy, BUT there is no such thing as a girlboy.”

“Yeah, that’s called a Murr.” Joe retorted.

“Are you calling me gay?!”

“Yeah, kinda.”

“Then you are too!!”

“I never said I wasn’t.”

At that all 3 other guys, did a spit take,” Say what!?”

Murr sat there gaping as Sal and Q just stood there in shock. Joe smirked, did a bow, and started to walk off. Murr stood there for a few minutes not knowing what to do before running after Joe.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa….. You’re gay?”

“Yep.” He said as if were no big deal.

“And you never told us because……..”

“I just didn’t want to.” He answered, casually.

“We’re your best friends!! Since like… 9th grade and you’ve never told us?”

“Pretty much.”

“Why?”

He just started to walk away.

“Why?”

He kept on.

“Why, Joe? Why?!”

“Because I… just leave me alone. I’m not dealing with you right now.”

“What!? Joe!! Come on!!”

“I said… LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! I’M NOT DEALING WITH THIS RIGHT NOW… AND IF YOU CAN’T ACCEPT THAT THEN…… I QUIT IMPRACTICAL JOKERS!!”

Murr’s eyes widened,” No!! Joe!! You can’t…. you… you wouldn’t do that. You love it. You love the show… You love getting to hang out with us every day acting like a bunch of retards… You love that…”

“I don’t wanna…. You know what…. Wanna know why I’m leaving?”

“Umm……. YES!!” Murr blurted out.

Joe walked over to him.

Sal glanced over at Q,” What’s going on? What is he doing?”

“I have NO idea, but we have to get down there before something bad happens.” Q replied as they ran out of the studio and to the downtown plaza. As soon as they got there, they were greeted by the shocking sight of Joe kissing Murr. As soon as he finished, he ran off. Seconds later, they all received two letter texts.

“I quit.”

This is just the prologue. Trust me. There'll be more. 
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calzonecat Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I know this is a fan fiction, but Joe is marrid and has kid. Stilk really good fanfiction!
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Wh...what do you mean...? I unhid it...
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I posted on your page. Please check it.
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Sazzlekitty101 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Lo can't repl
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I posted on your page.
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I said I would try to move on. To leave you this time, but... I can't... I tried, but I really, really can't. It's gonna be harder now. I have watchers on my Mac. This is all we had left... I just... I need you and I'm sorry for failing you again.
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Sazzlekitty101 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
Oh that sucks......
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
What...? Why? What's going on?
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Sazzlekitty101 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015
I........just hate how secretive this has to be now......I now it's all we have left....... but .....I don't know
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Alright... I get it... I'll let you go...
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I said I would try to move on. To leave you this time, but... I can't... I tried, but I really, really can't. It's gonna be harder now. I have watchers on my Mac. This is all we had left... I just... I need you and I'm sorry for failing you again.
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Turtlekisskiss Featured By Owner Dec 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I know I'm gonna regret reading this...but that's never stopped me before
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theweirdgirlinclass Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh come ON! Continue! 
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flowercrowns22 Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2016
Same
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EmiLovesPaprika Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I'd love to see what happens next!
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CherubFeet Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
What if they read this? xD
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
That would be awkwardly amazing.
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catloversjt Featured By Owner May 30, 2014   Writer
Wow. The good wow, not the bad.
I typically don't read romance much, let alone homosexual romance, but my curiosity has been peaked and I think I'll have to make an exception for this one.
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catloversjt Featured By Owner May 30, 2014   Writer
Piqued* not peaked. >////<
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I wasn't sure if I should finish. I LOVE Jurr and I LOVE IJ, but I wasn't impressed with myself. Do you think I should?
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catloversjt Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   Writer
I would definitely read it if you did continue. But if you don't think that you should, then I say go with that notion. Not all ideas work out--I've scrapped dozens of fanfiction and story ideas that I thought might turn into something cool, but then I sort of changed my mind later on. If you don't think that anything you do with this piece will turn out well, and you don't think that it'll please you at all in the end, it might be better to set it aside. You may be able to work with it later. :3
The decision is up to you in the end, really. Do whatever your gut tells you to. :D
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks. I'm certainly gonna take a break, but I'll eventually get back to it. There's this new Fanfic for Impractical Jokers I wanna write anyway. I hope you'll give it a chance. : )
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catloversjt Featured By Owner May 31, 2014   Writer
Okay! Sounds like a plan. :) I will definitely be sure to check out your other fanfiction once you start submitting. :D
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DiamondDawn37 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Thanks. I might or might not get a chapter up today. : )
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catloversjt Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2014   Writer
Okay, awesome!! :D
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